A weeee bit fraudulent

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so that they could produce children who were beautiful beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

In the course of his quest he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.  He explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer said, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place.  Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.  The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can really notice, pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls.  The man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.  "Well," the man said, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can really tell, cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better.  The man did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming: "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

He and his chosen bride were wed right away.  Months later a baby was born.  When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine.  He rushed to his father-in-law, asking how such a thing could happen, considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "when you first met her, she was just a weeeee bit, not that you could really tell, pregnant."

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