Barbie

A man forgot his daughter's birthday and breathlessly runs into the nearest Toys R Us.

"Can I help you, sir?"

"Yes.  It's my daughter's birthday, and I have no idea what to buy for her."

"How about a Barbie doll?  We have Malibu Barbie for $19.95,  Baby-sitter Barbie for $19.95, Nurse Barbie for $19.95, Stewardess Barbie for $19.95, and, um, oh, here's one, Divorced Barbie.  She's $265.00. "

"$265?!?!?  Why is Divorced Barbie two hundred and sixty five dollars?"

"Because, sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's House, Ken's car, all of Ken's money.........."

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