Before Eve

Adam didn't seem happy, and the Lord told him: "Adam, I think I have to make you a wife."  Adam asked: "What's a wife?"
    The Lord replied: "A wife is someone who'll bear your children.  She'll be faithful to you and cherish you until death do you part.  She'll cook your meals, wash your laundry, keep the house tidy and comfortable, listen with an attentive ear and a smile to all you tell her, and, she'll never wake you at night to have you check the kids when they are crying."
    Adam said: "That sounds like it's a fantastically good deal.  How much will that cost me?"  The Lord replied: "Oh, that'll cost you an arm and a leg."  Adam responded: "What can I get for a rib?"

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