A man is lying in hospital, with an oxygen mask over his face and still heavily sedated from a four-hour operation. A young nurse shows up to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind his mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know. I am only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
She pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other to take a close look and states, "There is nothing wrong with your testicles."
The man slowly removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That is very nice, but listen very, very closely — are...my...test...results...back?"
Grainews, Jan. 17, 2005, pp. 2, 3
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