Blondes — Stranded

Three blondes were stranded on an island.  As they were debating what to do to get back to the mainland, a genie appeared and offered a wish to each.

The first once said that she would like to be little bit smarter.  The genie snapped her finger and — poof — the blonde became a brunette, walked into the water and set out to swim to the mainland.

The second one said that she would like to be a little bit smarter than the first blonde was.  The genie snapped her finger and — poof — the second blonde turned into a raven haired woman, walked to the beach, launched the dingy that had lain just by the water, sat down in it, set sail and sailed to the mainland.

The third blonde said that she would like to be a little bit smarter than the first two were.  The genie snapped her finger.  Instantly the blonde turned into a man who set off to go onto the bridge that would lead him to the mainland.

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