JOB VACANCY

Qualifications;

• None required

Education and training:

• None required

Remuneration:

• At least HALF of the company's income, regardless of the quality of your work.

Duties:

• Care for other employees and looking after company premises (according to standards and within hours of work set by you).

Other:

• No previous experience necessary.

• No trial period.

• Free health-care benefits.

• You can terminate employment contract whenever you like and receive a lump sum payment, more than half of the company's assets plus ongoing support from the company and government.

Before we forget, last but not least:

Job Title:

Wife

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