Surgeons talk shop

FOUR surgeons were taking a coffee break and comparing notes.  "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,"
the first one said.  "You open them up and everything is numbered."

"I think librarians are the easiest to operate on," the second one offered.  "You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third one said, "I like engineers — they always understand when you have parts left over at the end."

"I prefer to operate on lawyers," said the fourth surgeon, the most experienced of the group.  "They're heartless, spineless and gutless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable."

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