Warm and fuzzy

One day a blind baby rabbit and a blind baby snake bumped into each other.

"Hey, watch where you're going!"

"No, you watch where you're going!"

"I can't, I'm blind!"

"Hey, me too.  What are you?"

"I don't know, what are you?"

"I don't know, either.  How about we check each other out and see if we can figure out what we are?"

"OK, me first," said the rabbit.  The snake comes over to the rabbit and starts checking him out.

"Well, you're warm, and soft, and furry, and you've got these long ears, and a nose that wiggles.  I think you're a rabbit!"

"Yes!" the rabbit exclaims.  "I'm a rabbit, YEHHH !!"

"Yes, you must be!  Now it's my turn! Come check me out!!"

The rabbit then starts checking out the snake: "Ooohh -- you're cold and clammy, real slimy with little beady eyes, no forehead, and a tongue that's going about 100 mph!"

"Oh, shit!" exclaims the snake, "I'm a lawyer!"

COL. HARRY S. BACHSTEIN
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