| FEMINIST: |
I demand equality. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
Harvard must go coed, not Wellesley. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
And circumcised girls must be called "genitally
mutilated," while circumcised boys remain..."normal." |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
After sex, I get three choices (birth, abortion, or
adoption). You get none. |
| MAN: |
Okay |
| FEMINIST: |
I can kill your child, or make you pay for 25
years, or give it away. |
| MAN: |
Okay |
| FEMINIST: |
I can join the army and never fight. |
| MAN: |
Okay |
| FEMINIST: |
I can wear what I want, but you can't look at what you
want. |
| MAN: |
Okay |
| FEMINIST: |
I'm rough and tough, but can sue for name-calling. |
| MAN: |
Okay |
| FEMINIST: |
I can come in 70th in a Marathon and still get
first-place prizes.
- FoxNews: "Catherine Ndereba (search) of
Kenya won the Boston Marathon (search) for
the third time Monday, her 16-second margin of victory tying for the
smallest in women's race history." — Well, that wasn't hard at
all. Women got a half-hour head start.
Full
Story
- "Catherine Ndereba, the top female finisher (13th overall), and
Timothy Cherigat (1st overall), the top male finisher, each got
$80,000. I can’t find the prize amount for those placing 2nd through
12th."
Full Story
(Well, would it not stand to reason that they all got $80,000?
To do otherwise would be discriminatory! —WHS)
|
| MAN: |
Okay |
| FEMINIST: |
I want to technically make divorce no-fault... |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
...but actually blame you. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I want all the benefits of marriage post-divorce, not
the burdens. You must keep all burdens and lose all benefits. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
If I say you made booga-booga eyes at me, I get to call
the cops and have you arrested. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
Arrested, you become a "batterer" and I can
kick you out of our home. I also get temporary custody of your kids. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
If I have a
restraining order, and you call me, I can
call it "stalking." You'll be jailed. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
At permanent custody hearings, I can bring up your
"abuse" record and keep the kids, car, cash, and castle. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I can kill you and say you provoked me. You can't lay a
hand on me since "There's NEVER an excuse to hit a woman." |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
Men who beat women will suffer
harsh Federal punishments and public censure. Women — who start better
than half of all domestic fights with men and cause most abuse/neglect of children and the
elderly — will be called "nurturers" and
"care-givers." |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
Divorce will cost you big bucks. I'll get free
help from the state, and wimmin's advocates, and even make you pay my legal bills. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I get the kids, 'cuz I spent more time
raising them. You don't keep the cash, though you spent more time earning it. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I'm a mommy, you're a money-mule. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I get to go back to school, or stay at home.
You must work. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I get to track your earnings. You can't track my
parenting. In fact, you can't see your kids school records without my say-so. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
You must make up for my lost career momentum. I don't
have to make up for your lost time with the kids. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
You have to pay child-support (CS) to me. I don't have
to tell you how I spend it or if I use it on myself. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
Your CS orders will be higher than if we were still married,
being based on Lenore [Weitzman's] cooked statistics. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I get to have "space" and to "find"
myself. Judges will make you stay at lousy jobs. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I get 25 per cent of your gross income for Jimmy.
Make more, I get more. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
After divorce, I can "train" or go to college
instead of getting a job. You have to work. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I get to move the kids out of state without your
permission. You can't budge without mine. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
"Family" now means "women and
children." |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
Birthing slatterns will now be called "single
mommies," their chosen sex partners "predators." |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
States and feds will enforce my child-support rights -
for free. You must pay to " try" to enforce your visitation rights. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I don't have to make up denied visitation to you. You
must pay all missed CS payments to me, with interest. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I can call you a "deadbeat dad." You can't
call me a "welfare queen." |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
Welfare mothers can't be forced to name abusive fathers
since ALL fathers are now "abusive." |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
The tax office can dog you on the Internet for CS.
My privacy is sacred, my rights endless. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
CS agents can hunt you like a fugitive slave,
making you register with employers like an apartheid black. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
Whales matter now, not males. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
In cultural coin tosses, it's "heads I win, tails
you lose." |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
I can keep expanding my perks and punishing you. |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
| FEMINIST: |
If you want me to bobbittize you, say "Okay." |
| MAN: |
Okay. |
